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Quincy Acy - was clean with beard/no stache

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Adam Morrison's mustache is the goat, as in it looks like he shaved an actual goat and glued that shit on

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I mean it’s got to be Baron Davis. It was the beard before “The Beard”

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Scott pollard’s handlebars

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KD, really just because it's SO BAD and he doesn't seem to care.

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Poole’s mustache. It imparts a maturity and gravitas belied by his play. This contrast creates tension, and tension makes good entertainment.

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Steven Adams doing FULL Viking style with his beard is still my favorite

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I realize this might sound like pandering but Scott Pollard’s facial hair time line is pretty epic.

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Bill Walton's beard

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For the record, there is definitely a story about the Lakers, how they’re officiated, and free throw disparities: That team takes way more free throws than any other team in the league, as documented by Ben Rohrbach last year. Poor LeBron. He needs more and more help from the league as his career fades into the sunset, and he and his team seem willing to say most anything in order to force that.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nba-fact-or-fiction-the-overwhelming-free-throw-disparity-that-favors-lebron-james-lakers-220709544.html

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At least he knows The Nuggets are his father.

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Yes, Wolves fans, be like Ivanka!

“I’m not an accountant.”

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Does the goatee that Drew Gooden grew on the BACK of his bald head count as facial hair?

If not, then I'm still planting my Drew Gooden flag and going with the braided octopus.

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Gobert, KAT, and Naz Reid should now be known as the "Stress Centers."

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One my favorite players was Reggie Williams of Georgetown who was the captain of the team the helped ESPN basketball coverage take off with Big Monday games. He was the Hoyas captain and that sweet 80s mustache was part of his authority. They were must watch tv.

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KAT to the Wizards with Jordan Poole there really does feel like destiny. Could a team rank first in offense and last in defense?

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In that Celtics-Wolves game, KAT was a liability at both ends. They're playing great D, so the ceiling is high, but what are they going to do with him?

Favorite facial hair... Bill Walton's lumberjack beard. Way ahead of its time.

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How many days have we gone without a KAT trade machine?

Clearly best facial hair is The Stache, Adam Morrison. Pistol Pete’s got nothing on that wispy beauty.

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